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I PULLED back my curtains this week and thought I saw David Jason lying on the lawn.
After a closer inspection it was just a touch of frost.
I spent some of the week in Scotland where I learned they have different seasons. In England we have SAWS Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring.
Whereas over the border they SAWS Soon to be Winter, Almost Winter, Winter and Still Winter. Froze me baws off.
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![SILVA'S JUST GOLDEN SILVA'S JUST GOLDEN](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/KPi2o2y7C1739774048464/SILVAS-JUST-GOLDEN.jpg)
SILVA'S JUST GOLDEN
Iwobi hails work ethic of boss Marco that's firing Fulham
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Now that's just taking the pizza!
HOT DOG AND CHIPS TOPPING
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Jezza: Vlad's better than Keir!
BLAST AT 'IMBECILE' PM
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THE LAST LAUGH
Skull emoji replaces giggle for Gen Z
![GONG - CLAVE! GONG - CLAVE!](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/cEQSEQLnj1739772245204/GONG-CLAVE.jpg)
GONG - CLAVE!
Four Bafta awards for Pope flick
![HAPPY TO STAY ON MERSEYSIDE? YOU BETO HE IS! HAPPY TO STAY ON MERSEYSIDE? YOU BETO HE IS!](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/WR40SEWNZ1739774177626/HAPPY-TO-STAY-ON-MERSEYSIDE-YOU-BETO-HE-IS.jpg)
HAPPY TO STAY ON MERSEYSIDE? YOU BETO HE IS!
Striker's delighted he didn't take an Italian job in window
![UFO 'cover-up' UFO 'cover-up'](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/PPlmGe0Zr1739772383198/UFO-COVERUP.jpg)
UFO 'cover-up'
ALIEN HUNTER BACKS TRUMP
![FABRUARY! FABRUARY!](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/VqML6MdKG1739772903217/FABRUARY.jpg)
FABRUARY!
Subtropical surge brings 17C Friday
![The Woker Man The Woker Man](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/au4g-xeuo1739772108065/THE-WOKER-MAN.jpg)
The Woker Man
Nude role Britt blast at warning
![AMBOS HIT BY ULEZ CHARGES AMBOS HIT BY ULEZ CHARGES](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1997326/018dDCsf11739771954305/AMBOS-HIT-BY-ULEZ-CHARGES.jpg)
AMBOS HIT BY ULEZ CHARGES
Have to pay up for 999 dashes