Both are Scandinavian forwards who work in Manchester.
Both cost a fair few quid and even their surnames sound similar.
But this is where the likenesses come to a shuddering halt.
Because in this tale of two strikers at Old Trafford, one of them wrote the headlines while the other was a mere footnote to proceedings.
Hojlund finished the game on the bench watching the rain fall, while Haaland should have finished it with the match ball.
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