ORDER OF THE WAZZOCK

Give MPs a MEDAL and a £162k payout when they're booted out say, you'll never guess, MPs!

-  WILL STONE

THE cost-of-living crisis doesn't exist for our MPs... they seem more bothered about awarding themselves medals.

 GIVE US A MEDAL FOR DOING JOB

USELESS MPs declared they should be handed a "medal of service" and a six-figure payout when they leave office.

A brazen cross-party group of politicians wants us to adopt a German-style system where MPs can receive up to £162,000 when voters boot them out.