IT was my wedding anniversary this week so as a surprise I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees.
It turns out it wasn’t the Apple Watch she was expecting.
She’d been dropping lots of gift hints actually and she mentioned she really wanted something shiny that goes from 0-100 in seconds. So I bought her some kitchen scales.
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WALT-ZER
Big Sam leaves 'em in spin but ride looks over
STOCKING THRILLER
Rossa stars on his Arc angel
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BRITS BREWING UP WITH FIZZY WATER
SLEEPING DIVORCES
Couples extend homes to kip alone
Invasion of the Chinese killer bugs..
TREE ATTACKERS JOIN ASIAN STINK PESTS
FRANKENSTEIN BEAVER BOFFS
Plan to resurrect extinct giant rodent
Bank Holloween
BRITS DEMAND DAY OFF FOR SPOOKFEST
