Stuck in traffic... Spurs miss their next stop

CHEER up, people – British Summer Time is on the way and the clocks go forward later this month.

- MIKE WALTERS

In UEFA time zones, presumably they will be adjusting watches by an hour and 10 minutes after another Champions League tie in London was delayed by the capital’s ever-worsening traffic.

Just as Borussia Dortmund pitched up late for their 2-0 defeat at Chelsea because snails could move faster than their team bus on the way to Stamford Bridge, both Tottenham and AC Milan’s coaches were gridlocked in the north London thrombosis.