2SUNS - Issue 34: Christmas 2016
2SUNS - Issue 34: Christmas 2016
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In this issue
The absolute worst thing that could possibly happen has happened. Again. For something like the fourth time this year. No mystery about the 2016 COTY, just a vehement wish it would be over. Includes an important announcement on the future of the magazine and a tone so depressing it makes previous issues look like the Beano. We strongly suggest you wait until after Christmas to read it.
England My Lyin' Heart
If only sanity had prevailed in America, he'd be number one. Accepting the runners-up spot on behalf of Boris, Gove, and every one of the several thousand cockshitters who voted to cut Britain's nose off to spite its face, it's the Crazy Frog himself.
2 mins
The Left Suicide Squad
Fascism is back as the leading political ideology in the world. And we have to face the fact that it's partly our fucking fault. Hooray.
4 mins
2SUNS Magazine Description:
Publisher: Bob the Fish Publishing
Category: News
Language: English
Frequency: Quarterly
2SUNS - the magazine named for a song about Armageddon. 2SUNS - the newsmagazine that laughs into the face of the abyss and hears the abyss laughing back. Newsweek with a noose around its neck, The Daily Show on downers, the product of the one-night stand between Private Eye and VIZ. The Situationist International propped against a bar, nursing a scotch and cracking jokes to no-one in particular. Every couple of months, a new and FREE issue of the newest, funniest, most incisive, most depressing newsmagazine on Earth: 2Suns. Because when the only sane responses to the state of the world are laughter and suicide, why not read the magazine that dares to try the former for a fleeting second?
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