A Sexy Surfer's Guide To . . . Totally Owing The Beach, Dude

She’s the champion pro surfer who tames monster waves. Give a high five to Anastasia Ashley – a girl we would run barefoot over scorching sand to meet…

I am so sorry,” says Anastasia Ashley from the back of a New York cab. “I was five minutes too late to check in so I missed my flight.” Of course, it’s all good. No need to apologise. Dont even worry about it. Because when a woman so cool she makes Pharrell look like a poindexter and so sexy-fit that she’d shine in a room filled with Maria Sharapovas is staring back at you through a screen, you seem to forgive very quickly. Funny that.

Welcome to FHM, Anastasia! Where have you just flown in from?

I was in Florida. I was there to watch a golf event. I got to see Rory [McIlroy] and Ricky Fowler but I didn’t catch a glimpse of Tiger Woods. I’m actually a bit of an amateur golfer myself, y’know. Everyone seems to assume I’d be good but I’m not. I like the whole chilled lifestyle of it – grab some drinks, get your clubs and head out in the buggy. I’m into that.

What else would we never have guessed about you?

Maybe how hard I work. People think things have just happened for me and it just isn’t like that. Or that I’ve got an absolutely amazing bar at home.

Really?

Yep, I’ve got every type of alcohol you could imagine. If you came to mine you’d have a tequila on the rocks in your hand right away

So you’re a sipper not a slammer?

Of course! Slamming is sacrilege.

You grew up in Hawaii. Have you met Dog The Bounty Hunter?

I have not. He is really popular, though. I’d love to meet him.

Do Hawaiians actually put pineapple on their pizza?

They do!

But why would they do that to a pizza?

Er, why wouldn’t you? It’s delicious.

There must be better delicacies than pineapple pizza in Hawaii, though...