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CAN'T SLEEP? HAVE SOME CHEESE

Latest advice U-turn

Boff: It's woolly thinking

THE woolly mammoth can never be brought back to life and we should ignore the scientists trying to \"de-extinct\" it, an expert has claimed.

Ta, Greenland

WINTER'S SET TO BITE WITH -13C ICY BLAST

WHY THE BEATLES COULDN'T LET IT BE

Found: Papers detail break-up

NO! HO! HO!

Young Brits opting for a dry Christmas

Accusers are just middle class women of a certain age..

ULRIKA: KEEP DIGGING CALL TO MOANING TELLY GROCER

'KING TRUMP' KIDS AUTHOR IN LINE TO BE HEAD OF FBI

Orange Manbaby pal up for top job

Ralph in it for the money..

RALPH Fiennes has taken \"pay cheque\" roles at times in his career.

DEMI: GHOST WAS A 'RISK'

DEMI Moore feared her iconic film Ghost would be a \"f***ing disaster\".

Judi's parrot is so rudey

RESCUE PET IS DAME FUNNY

WORLD'S SCARIEST IT'S BEEN

Security chief war & terror fear

EMERY HAS UNAI ON HIMSELF

UNAI EMERY says he's having to manage himself during Villa's mini-slump.

Palace task bit more Eze

CRYSTAL PALACE'S bid to climb out of the drop zone has been boosted by the return of Eberechi Eze and Eddie Nketiah for today's home clash with Newcastle.

TOP DEKI

Kulusevski has world at his feet says Ange

ANDERSEN INJURY IS PAIN FOR SILVA

MARCO SILVA has revealed Joachim Andersen is facing several weeks on the sidelines with a calf injury.

MAX'S BULL MONTE

Verstappen planning to take it as Red forever

SUNNY GYM

Yafai scoffs at Edwards' claim it's not a fair fight

WILSON'S HARD AT IT

RUSSELL WILSON has taken plenty of big hits in his 13 years as a pro but this is the first time he has been the star of Hard Knocks.

OLLIE'S A SMART ALEC

Stew helps Pope get mojo back

FRY-UP 'THE BEST HANGOVER CURE'

It's all about those eggs

Stuff you Joe! Trump YMCA turkey video..

DANCING DON BURSTS FROM BIRD IN AI CLIP

BRIT POW FACING 30 YEARS IN HELL

THE Brit ex-soldier captured in Russia says he wishes he hadn't fought for Ukraine as he now faces 30 years in a hellhole jail.

TRAITORS BACK IN THE GAME!

Hit show returning on New Year's Day

HAMSTER WITH A 'KILLER' BITE

Animal lover suffers horror reaction

MERRY XMAS

We splash the cash on gifts for ourselves

ALIEN BOFF: UK ORB WAS A UFO

Expert's claims over 'hovering' airport sphere

GROSS GREGG'S JUST A GRUBBY GROCER

List of complaints gets longer

£5M munch of bananas!

BUYER SCOFFS 'ART'

SHUT HIT!

Sweeney's John & Dennis street brawl like show

KEIR BACKS A RIGHT TO DIE

Assisted death law passes first vote