THE Queen’s butcher will not be creating a celebratory banger for a publicity-shy couple’s next baby.
H.M. Sheridan has produced a sausage to mark every major royal birth, including that of Mr and Mrs Shy’s son Archie, two.
But the privacy-loving pair’s new child, due next month, will not be so lucky.
Butcher John Sinclair blamed the pandemic.
He said: “It’s simply that we have been very busy through Covid. We have reorganised the shop, so we’ve been too busy to do one this time round.
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