The reason the stadiums are allowed to be at full capacity again is so every person attending can leave a pound on their seat after each game, which will go towards Lionel Messi’s new weekly wage bill at PSG.
You won’t believe this, but I actually feel sorry for Lionel.
Can you imagine his awful childhood being permanently shouted at by his mum to tidy his room because it was so... well, you know.
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