COP SCALPED IN BIZARRE BITE ATTACK

NUMBSKULL James Michael Anderson chowed down on a cop’s cranium in Florida — biting the lawman “so severely” he exposed the victim’s bone and caused “permanent disfigurement,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Investigators say the 280-pound hulk was as high as a kite when he partially scalped the deputy during a disturbance at the Sol Fest Music & Arts Festival in Ponce de Leon. Lawmen claim he later admitted to downing a “cocktail of drugs” during the night — including angel dust, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms and ecstasy!