JOKESTER Jon Stewart has made a triumphant return to The Daily Show, but sources say behind the scenes he’s a disorganized mess!
“His home office is a pigsty and cluttered with paperwork,” squeals a snitch. “He’s a workaholic with his head in the clouds, so nothing else really matters. He doesn’t worry about trying to put things in their rightful place — or even doing the dishes. His wife and kids must hold their noses when they walk by!”
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