"If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fallback plan is business school."
There, we watched a half-dozen color guard members march past us and then ... that was pretty much it.
After a minute of waiting for something else to appear, my son opined, "It must've been a small war."
-MARGE FUGLEBERG Portland, ND
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