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Chimp kills baby

TOT SNATCHED FROM MOTHER

HARRODS BOSS: WE FAILED HIS VICTIMS..

Sex fiend AI Fayed apology

UNI'S DRY BAR IS SO REFRESHERING

Coffees served after change in student habits

Schu 'blackmail'

3 TO FACE CHARGES OVER £12.5M PLOT

Making Waves in US!

BUT IT'S TOO COSTLY FOR BAND TO TOUR

XXXXL BULLY PUSSY BOOM

Pet experts' warning on monster cats craze

Zombie death ship off Margate beach

CLAPPED OUT VESSEL HAS BEIRUT BLAST CHEM IN HOLD

SPOOKY GIANT DOLL SCARE

'That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen.. and so creepy with its eyes shut'

YO HO NO!

Shortages of Xmas gifts on way as U.S port workers strike

Burkha off! Taliban deny they're sexist

\"WOMEN BAN STORM ABSURD'

Weeping Balls!

ED: SOUND OF MUSIC MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME I SEE IT..

MUSK IN RAGE AT PM SNUB

Not invited to big biz summit

Maddie bombshell

SUSPECT TOLD CELLMATE HE ABDUCTED GIRL IN ALGARVE'

Killer hornets

WOMAN, 77 DEAD AFTER BUGS ATTACK

Nunes: I can fill Rodri void

MATHEUS NUNES says he can help fill the huge void left at Manchester City by Rodri's knee injury.

COOPER TO FACE FLAK HEAD ON

STEVE COOPER said he will meet any criticism head on after outlining his desperation to make Leicester a success.

GREENARD READY FOR 'BLOODBATH'

MINNESOTA VIKINGS are the shock early season contenders - just one of the reasons linebacker Jonathan Greenard is predicting a \"bloodbath\" when they face bitter rivals Green Bay Packers on Sunday.

LAKE SUPERIOR

O'Brien expects fast show by filly

G'DAY HEATHCLIFF..HOW'S THE SHEILA?

Aussie pair to star in Brontë classic

WOMEN DRIVEN BY CALL OF WILD

A THELMA & Louise-style road trip, getting a tattoo and doing pole dancing are what women over 40 want.

MINE'S A SLOW GIN

Pet is pub regular

FREEZE YER NUTS CONKERS STORM

Top competition bosses hit back at 'cheating' claims

CANOE BRIT: MY HIPPOS HORROR

Beast mauled then tried to drown tourist

Pong the oche

JAMES: I'M NOT A TRUMP MACHINE

BRITS TRAPPED IN BEIRUT HELL

Left stranded as 'flights cancelled'

JAGGER PAINTS IT BAA BAA BLACK!

Singer turns shepherd

Keir made a real fuel of himself

CUTS VOTE DEFEAT

LEARNED FRIENDS

Past experience taught us how to survive pressure says Arteta

SNIFF A COW

Experts say dirty farm air offers health kick

DOKU EASES PEP SPIRITS

Early strike is the perfect tonic for boss