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Kung-fu frightening

PEP GETS REALITY CHECK AFTER RODRI NIGHTMARE

SMILES BETTER

Norris streets ahead to leave Max in his dust

Practical jokes

BRITS SAVE CASH WITH TRIBUTE COMEDY ACTS

I'm gurna be champ 30 times

TOP FACE-PULLER'S RECORD-BREAKING VOW

Give bots a break!

CLEGG SAYS 'LOVE A.I'

POINTLESS RICH HAS NO KILLER INSTINCT

He could never join murder club

PLAY FIFA AND STOP SCORING

Goal-addict gamers can flop in bed

Cannabis clinics are flying high

DEMAND NOW SOARING

RUTH'S HOLMES IMPROVEMENTS

Gets rid of Eamonn's stairlift

'I don't want war

ISRAEL IN PLOT DENIAL

Whatever

LIAM Gallagher furiously hit back at critics yesterday over his solo gig and called them \"soft c***s\".

'MONSTER AL FAYED'S SEX FIXER'

Teen victims 'were snared by woman'

BRITAIN HIT BY POLAR EXPRESS

Autumn to bite with floods and -4C

One small step for manbaby

DONALD Trump has vowed to colonise Mars if he wins this year's presidential election.

Mob offered Sopranos star lessons in murder

KILLER TIPS IN 'RIGHT' WAY TO CHOKE VICTIM

Energy pleases Skinner

MANCHESTER UNITED manager Marc Skinner has praised the energy within his squad ahead of their Women's Super League opener against West Ham today.

BAZZLE DAZZLE

Ben's fear free under Kiwi

TIME TO GET HOUGHT

But it's been one Hull of a ride

OVER-75s EXERCISE MORE THAN GEN Z!

OLD folk exercise more than people half their age.

KILLER NUTTERS ON THE LOOSE!

Steve: Chill over animal attacks

AI Fayed was Savile Epstein & Weinstein

'HARRODS MONSTER RAPED 5'

SHERIFF GUNS DOWN JUDGE

Officer is charged with murder

CADGER KING KEIR IN FREE GEAR U-TURN

Reeves and Rayner also banned

Flying shame

STAY GROUNDED, SAY JETSET BOFFS

Strictly: Len still watching

..SO DO JUDGE PROUD

Pour blimey!

Thunderstorms & lightning to batter Britain

HEAVEN SCENT

Bloke who's been to paradise & back says it has lush fields, waterfalls with crystal pools.. and vivid aroma of FRIED CHICKEN

NO PAGER DANGER FOR BRITS

Rigged tech threat 'stuff of Hollywood movies'

Luke: I've spent Littler or nothing

...BUT DARTS ACE DID BUY NICE BAG

£5.4M FOR STABBED BURGLAR

Attacked by killer in jail