READERS of a certain age may remember the 1940s radio comedy ITMA (It's That Man Again). One of its characters was the lugubrious Mona Lott. Her catchphrase, "It's being so cheerful that keeps me going," long outlasted the show's demise.
That was eight decades ago but it could have been written about Keir Starmer. Since taking office in July, the Prime Minister has turned gloom and misery into a programme for government - never missing an opportunity to bemoan how terrible everything is because of the "deep rot" left by the previous government.
And if you think things are bad enough now, just you wait, he tells us things "will get worse before they get better".
Next month's Budget, Sir Keir promises, is going to be painful - especially for those who he says can afford to take a hit.
Let's ignore, for the sake of argument, whether he and Chancellor Rachel Reeves are right to talk about a previously undiscovered £22billion "black hole" (they're not). And let's ignore the arguments Ms Reeves has made about inheriting the worst economic mess since World War Two (it's a preposterous idea 1979 was worse by an order of magnitude).
This story is from the {{IssueName}} edition of {{MagazineName}}.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber ? Sign In
This story is from the {{IssueName}} edition of {{MagazineName}}.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
No one is afraid to tackle the boss now
GEORGE ON LIFE AFTER JONES 'DICTATORSHIP'
ACE HAS HILL TO CLIMB
JEREMY SCOTT is lining up stable star Golden Ace for a potential clash with all-time great hurdler Constitution Hill.
Serial abuser went to better relationships course before fatally beating his girlfriend
A SERIAL domestic abuser finished murdering his girlfriend after attending a probation service course on \"building better relationships\", a court heard.
STRICTLY SPEAKING I DON'T MISS THE PRESSURE!
Beloved pro-dancer Kevin Clifton bowed out of the hit show after finally lifting the Glitterball trophy in 2018. Now he's bringing the razzle dazzle as slick defence lawyer Billy Flynn in Chicago... so sue him, but he couldn't be happier
It's the 1940s at the end of my garden
Home front fan builds air raid shelter for man cave
Drones blitz Kyiv hours after Zelensky's 'great' Trump call
RUSSIA bombarded Ukraine with drones just hours after Volodymr Zelensky had a \"great\" phone call with Donald Trump.
'Catastrophic levels' of drugs, violence and rats blight prison
PRISON chiefs have announced action over drone-delivered drugs and a giant rat infestation at a jail that has housed some of Britain's most notorious killers.
Half want low carbon heating but don't know enough about it
Eco system baffling Britons
'Reverse crippling tax bill on family farmers'
MPs and industry groups join forces to pile pressure on Chancellor
Zara faces paying up for Princess Royal's residence
PRINCESS Anne's children face paying a huge bill when they inherit their mother's home, thanks to Rachel Reeves' tax changes.