COUNT Binface lifted the lid on where he plans to stand for parliament in the General Election as he vowed to take out the trash.
The intergalactic space warrior says Rishi "Biggles" Sunak's seat in Richmond, North Yorks, is the "juiciest" target.
But he's also set his sights on constituencies being contested by Tory big beasts like Jeremy Hunt, Jacob Rees-Mogg and "Lettuce" Liz Truss.
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