MARCUS RASHFORD wouldn't have even realised it at the time.
Which is understandable, because as we all know, things tend to get a little fuzzy following 12 hours on the tequila.
But it might just be that Rashford's booze bender in Belfast actually served a purpose. Other than leaving him several grand poorer, too ill to train and his reputation in a deep hole.
But forget all of the above for a moment, and consider how Rashford has managed to transform himself from some sort of saint, to the prime example of how not to behave as a professional footballer.
Which is where Kobbie Mainoo comes into the equation.
Mainoo just happens to share the Manchester United dressing room with Rashford.
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