No sex please, we're naturists

'IT'S CLEAN MEMBERS ONLY HERE'

- SIAN HEWITT

NUDISTS are being warned they will be banned from naturist groups if they get up to any “funny business”.

A British Naturism guide for would-be members highlights the group’s strict rules. Newcomers are told they can’t have sex under any circumstances.

And blokes who get “excited” should take themselves off to calm down.