NUDISTS COST OF STRIPPING CRISIS

CASH-strapped naturists say whopping energy bills mean it's been way too nippy to do the Full Monty.

Many moan the only place warm enough for them to flash the flesh comfortably is under the duvet.

And one complained: "I've been wearing my socks and dressing gown, at least, this winter - definitely not prepared to whack the heating up just to stay naked."