Walking rhyming slang Jeremy Hunt’s Autumn Statement was more gloomy than an EastEnders Christmas Day plot.
If you didn’t get the details, here’s a brief recap – we’re all going to be skint for years!
It might be easier to take if the Prime Minister who rubberstamped this wasn’t one of the richest men on Earth.
The next two years will be “challenging for everyone”, warned the Hunt. Not for Rishi, pal, or his banker friends.
Sunak seems to be so far avoiding all the stick his predecessors Liz Truss and Bozo Johnson got.
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