Former political aide Trixy Sanderson would love to see him buried in a coffin of nasties and pull a lever to release cockroaches.
Last night he was up to his knees in muck on a jungle trial.
Trixy hopes he will be up to his neck in tackling many horrible challenges.
But she said he may be fine with some eating trials as he actually orders offal in restaurants. This was one of many warnings Trixy, formerly Annabelle Fuller, about had Farage. In 2005, the ex-UKIP speechwriter and Farage, then married to his second wife Kirsten, started an 11-year affair.
She claimed he told her to keep it secret to save Brexit. They vehemently denied the affair, in spite of UKIP defector Nikki Sinclaire outing them in the European Parliament. Annabelle spoke out about it in 2016, after it ended.
She said he had been "grossly inappropriate" with her and she had to change her name, to Trixy, and could not get work due to the explosive fallout from the affair.
She said: "I'd love to see him lose his job and become unemployable, as I did.
"If I can't do that, I'll definitely be voting for him to do horrible things. My whole family and all my friends will be voting. I think it'll be cathartic to see him take on something gross with dirt, bugs and snakes, ideally in an enclosed space underground. He would really hate that." Trixy believes the eating trials will not bother him. She said: "He voluntarily eats offal. I bet this isn't even the first time he's had a gourmet testicle."
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