The Great Garage Clean Out

I’m writing this on April 15, 2020—perhaps significantly, as it’s the anniversary of the Titanic sinking and that seems allegorical of humanity these days.

- David Freiburger

I can’t predict how the Coronavirus program will be by the time you read this, but I can tell you that I, like you, am sick of hearing about it. So let’s look at the positive: gearhead productivity worldwide has spiked over the last four weeks of quarantine. Faced with nothing left to do because none of my cars are currently on the property, I stared down the calamity of my garage. Moms don’t tell their kids stories of my garage because they’ll have bad dreams.