NEW SEX SCANDAL HUMILIATES QUEEN!

‘This makes Andrew’s denials about that girl even harder to swallow’

QUEEN ELIZABETH has been humiliated by yet another royal sex scandal — her cousin Simon Bowes-Lyon has pleaded guilty to a violent attack on a 26-year-old woman and faces five years in prison!

Now palace insiders tell GLOBE the Earl of Strathmore’s legal troubles are bad news for Her Majesty’s favorite son, Prince Andrew, who is trapped in his own sex scandal involving sexual allegations by a teenage girl!

“These are dark, dark days for the monarchy,” says a palace courtier. “Bowes-Lyon’s appalling crime feeds into the narrative that the royal family is filled with perverts and pedophiles. This makes Prince Andrew’s denials about his involvement with that girl even harder to swallow.”