Cancelled Kardashians Kaput This is the End

After 10 Years, Fans Are Bored With the Reality Tv Circus

From weddings, divorces and affairs to stalkers, sex tapes and even a gender transition – Keeping Up with the Kardashians has delivered the drama in spades over the years. But in a world where reality TV shows are now a dime a dozen, the Kardashians have run out of storylines and exhausted every scandal under the sun – and are now facing their lowest ratings in the show’s history.

‘The Kardashians have had their time in the limelight and now their time is up – nobody cares,’ friend-turned-foe of the famous family Perez Hilton explains in the show’s 10th year. ‘The entire family is completely freaking out right now,’ an insider adds. ‘They would not know what they would do with themselves if the show got cancelled.’

Another on-set snitch says the famous family are shocked by the response to Kim’s Paris robbery, which they were sure would be a major drawcard for the season premiere last month. ‘This sucks,’ the insider admits. ‘These were big episodes and they were supposed to bring in big numbers. This is bad.’

Even Kris Jenner’s eldest daughter Kourtney has had enough. ‘I don’t want the show to end, but I sometimes think I would be so happy if it did, and I could just move away from it all,’ Kourt admits. ‘By the end of every season I’ve had enough.’