It should have been obvious what was to come.
They arrived at dusk from London, and from the various doors of their car, in no particular order, came: two cellos, a metronome, two whiteboards, a jar of black Himalayan salt, a wine-stain remover spray, two tubs of crispy fried onions, three cricket bats, two cricket helmets, two English setters, several rackets for various sports, a football, four bags of clothing, four cricket wickets, two dog beds, three dog leads, at least five dog bowls, a giant sack of dog biscuits, two cycling helmets, four iPads, two computers, maths, geography, English homework books, art material, two grandchildren – Hudson, 11, and Parker, 10 – one son-in-law, Liam, and Emma, my daughter.
For reasons that scientists may someday explain, Emma came out of my womb a fully qualified quartermaster with a metaphorical clipboard attached to her back.
No one else I know would leave home in haste and panic in order to reach the countryside before lockdown but nevertheless pack a letter-puncher and a special thick, blue dog lead ‘because when the puppy sees this last thing at night, she knows she has to poop’.
The parents opted for my stable block, which has a kitchen (thank you, God) and the boys’ usual bedroom.
By next morning, the corridor between the parents’ wing and my barn became an assault course of sports equipment ‘to keep stuffaway from the puppy’.
All setters have special needs, but even the deaf puppy can spot an open door. Thus jockstraps, gloves, pads and shoes have daily ended up in my wildflower meadow.
この記事は The Oldie Magazine の August 2020 版に掲載されています。
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