Boozer Goldie Goes Overboard!

BLEARY-eyed Goldie Hawn was looking like a hungover train wreck after two sloshy nights in London, and worried pals fear the crumbling, 70-year-old grandma needs to check into rehab and curb her boozing before it’s too late!

“When Goldie gets out of control on alcohol, she could hurt herself, or worse!” declares a concerned worried pal. “She needs to get into rehab or die!”

Alarm bells rang after Goldie — with longtime lover Kurt Russell nowhere to be seen — exited a swanky September 26 benefit for her Love In For The Kids at Mayfair’s Annabel’s club, and left the same club, two nights later, where she partied until the wee hours — and was spotted holding hands with another man!

New York internist Dr. Stuart Fischer, who hasn’t treated the star, noted “Goldie looked terrible” and warned boozing wrecks the liver, especially at her age.

“At 70, the body doesn’t metabolize alcohol the way it used to,” he says. “She can’t party like it’s the 1960s anymore.

“People’s liver don’t age as well as other parts of the body. Goldie definitely needs help — this is no laughing matter!”

L.A. addiction specialist Dr. Greg Smith describes the star as a “binge drinker” rather than a daily boozer.