New Liver For 108-LB. Cher!

WASTED to a skeletal 108 pounds, superstar Cher is being ravaged by a mysterious liver disorder and desperately may need a transplant in order to cheat death! That’s the shocking diagnosis of a top medical expert and the Institute of BioAcoustic Biology, an Albany, Ohio, firm that uses a special computer algorithm to uncover serious health issues by analyzing a person’s voice.

BioAcoustic CEO Sharry Edwards says the revolutionary computer code found the 71-year old If I Could Turn Back Time songbird has “a dangerous imbalance of certain nutrients — especially choline, glycine and inositol. “This could indicate a problem with her metabolism, which would suggest an underlying issue with her liver.”

Edwards urges Cher “to get a blood test for liver problems as soon as possible.”