Sneaky Looks

Don’t Get Caught With the Moist Stare—keep These Pictures Instead for Safe Keeping.

- Bien Rey

If fetishism is a disorder, then about 98 percent of the male population need serious help. Fortunately, you and me and your brother’s father are part of this statistic, because we are all faithful devotees of at least one of the following lady parts. We’re talking about body parts that steal your attention from even the best console game ever, and which stop traffic far longer and more dangerously than the hottest sports car ever made. Ladies with these features are known to disrupt the normal flow of things. We can spend our whole lives just staring at them. Actually getting your hands on these bits could mean death by tremendous pleasure.

1 Thigh Gap

Long hidden from plain sight by traditional fashion standards, the thigh gap quickly rose to the top of every man’s fetishes in recent years. And why not? It speaks volumes about a woman’s fit physique—not too plump and not anorexic either. Most important, the glorious thigh gap proves a woman doesn’t have balls like you do—the ones you can touch, of course.

2 Underarms

mostly we like ‘em white and bare, though dark and hairy may work for some. underarm obsession has continued to become such a big thing that “armpit fetish” instantly pops up as you start typing the phrase on Google. for further viewing, follow @armpitislove and @pinayarmpits on Instagram for your daily dose of ‘pit loving.