If I Ruled The World Helen Bauer

Comedian Helen Bauer is one of the UK's most exciting rising stand-up stars. She also co-hosts the podcasts, Trusty Hogs and Daddy Look At Me

- Anna Walker

I would double the number of ladies' toilets. And I don't care who uses them! With [regards to] the debate around trans women using ladies' bathrooms-of course they should! I use the men's all the time because the queue is so much shorter.

Women have so much more to do in the toilet. We've got to change tampons, we've got Mooncups to deal with, it takes us longer to get stuff off, my friends have cystitis constantly... We need more space because I genuinely think the time we're losing in the queue is part of the reason we don't have equal pay.

Everyone would have to do AmDram theatre once in their life.

I think there are a lot of ego problems in our society-myself included and a season of proper, regional AmDram would really help. The kind where no kids audition, so you have a 60-year-old plumber playing Annie. It's good for your confidence, it’s good for your sense of play, and it gets rid of ego entirely!