The Art Of Romancing Two Senoritas At The Same Time!
The MAN|May 2016

Play by Carlito’s rules when it comes to the art of romancing two senoritas at the same time (Er...disclaimers included!)

The Art Of Romancing Two Senoritas At The Same Time!

I pulled off a ten on ten last night. The next morning though, she nearly had me turn Norman Bates on her when we eventually hit the shower. The girl, a saucy Chanakyapuri ergonomics savant, was, as I discovered most painfully over cereal in bed, the sole reason Friends might not have escaped network television purgatory in India. But an episode in which Chandler meets a serial dating girl (her name I think was Aurora, a mighty irony if you know your Roman mythology) diluted my murderous intent. Serial dating is not common in India where relationships still adhere to a main course of monogamy with a dash of oral sex on the side. As the sitcom junkie lowered her wet body onto the curtain of my crotch, I put on my Panama hat, and went into an orgasmic spasm of introspection: was it possible to date two women at the same time in a country where romance is a game of monopoly with Yash Chopra, the bald moustachioed mascot, who decides its rules? Of course, it is, I learnt. As long as you play by old Carlton’s rules.

YANG YANG > YIN YANG > YIN YIN

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