Would You Rather?

BEING SCARED OF SPACE, TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME AND TRYING TO LIVE HER BEST LIFE. ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR OUR BON…

- Jack Rogers

…MERMAIDS OR UNICORNS WERE REAL? 

“Unicorns! Unicorns frolicking around everywhere would be awesome. Aren’t they supposed to be magical as well? Who wouldn’t love that?! I don’t go to the beach very much, so I wouldn’t really be near mermaids that often anyway. I have a pool, so a mermaid in my pool could be pretty cool. Just like a little pet. I definitely want to be a unicorn legend, though.”

…BE CAUGHT IN AN ALIEN INVASION OR A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK? 

“If the aliens were chill, I would definitely prefer an invasion. Zombies have been done so many times – I know I would just die straight away. For zombies there would be so much preparation, but with aliens they would just take over everything and it would be easy. Only if they were really chill, though. I mean, why are aliens even jealous of us? All we’ve done is fuck our planet up. They should feel sorry for us.”

…BE A DOG WITH HUMAN THOUGHTS OR A HUMAN WITH DOG THOUGHTS?