Lowest Ratings Ever!

With Fed-up Fans Abandoning their reality show en Masse, the Kardashian Clan are Desperately trying to Dodge the AX.

IT was a Hail Mary pass to amp up the excitement — and it was an epic fail. On the Aug. 28 episode of Keeping Up with Kardashians, Kris Jenner  discussed going to the doctor to address her chronic low energy — “Welcome to 60!” she carped — and overdid a workout with her fitness-fanatic daughter Khloé Kardashian’s personal trainer. Scott Disick persuaded his baby mama Kourtney Kardashian to fly with him to Vegas for his birthday bash, then asked if she’d have sex with him if the plane were going down. And when Kim Kardashian asked Khloé how she was coping with her never-ending divorce from Lamar Odom, she was “shocked” when her little sis hissed back, “Don’t try and act like you care!”