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I'll park the cuss
SLOT ADMITS GOODISON RANT WAS A 'MISTAKE'
TARTAN TWIST
Fin chose Red Rose despite family's strong Scots links
Poste puts Mr Grumpy on ice
ANGE POSTECOGLOU has reserved the right to remain grumpy - even though Tottenham's massive injury crisis could soon be over.
LOVELY JUBILEE
Thomas stayer can land Haydock prize
OFFICIAL: OLD GITS ARE MORE GRUMPY
Youngsters kinder and more understanding
FROM EAST END TO TINSEL TOWN
Danny bags a role in Christmas movie
BATTLE OF THE BIG BREAKFAST
Boozers take on cafes
'Doting' granny best in the UK
SUPERGRAN Jeanette Townsend has been crowned the UK’s greatest grandparent.
Pressure? I've got it Amor than you, Ange!
WELL, I AM AT BIGGER CLUB TAUNTS RUBEN
Trump now part of the axis of evil
Dictator trump's america should now be added to axis of evil. He has condemned the western coalition NATO in favour of communism hence his closeness to Mad Vlad Putin (wanted for war crimes against humanity in Ukraine) & his closeness to Kim Jung Ung North Korea, yet penalising all countries with levies & even VAT, which he hasnt got a clue about. Laurence
Death of screechy recorders
SQUEAKY classroom favourite the recorder faces dying out, a top musician has warned.
RED HOT Sainz backing man who took his seat
CARLOS SAINZ lost out at Ferrari when the Italian team decided to ditch him and lure Lewis Hamilton from Mercedes.
Pope fears
HOSPITAL OVER FRANCIS LUNGS
Karl: I'd be movie Marvel..
IS it a bird, is it a plane? No, it could be rappers Krept & Konan soon.
WOLVES ON THE UP VIT NEW TALENT
WOLVES boss Vitor Pereira thinks his side are now in a better place compared to when he first took over the Molineux job.
DEL BOY TARGETS HIPPO HUNTERS
Fury over UK ghouls' vile ‘trophies'
BEAVERS BACK TO SAVE UK
BEAVERS are spreading across the country and helping to save Britain.
SOPHIE'S A POLE STAR
SINGER Sophie Ellis-Bextor said she found a trip to Poland to hear the stories of Ukrainian refugee children \"truly inspiring\" The 45-year-old visited Warsaw ahead of the three-year anniversary of the Russia invasion in her role as an ambassador for Save The Children.
TEO'S ON THE BREW
Catterall plots to belt up against loudmouth Lopez
Movie icon told to go for top job
HOLLYWOOD legend Robert De Niro is being touted as the next US President.
Ratcliffe: Stop axing staff & use your cash
Jimi Peters DISS Wow, O'Sullivan gets exhausted walking round a snooker table.
HOLIDAY BRITS PAIN IN SPAIN
Majorca locals: Tourists not welcome
Don't do a Bridget
IF Bridget Jones were real she would risk an early death from chardonnay, ciggies and calories, boffs warn.
Hang on to your hard hat
REEVES BRICKING IT
Hole lotta luck, times two!
GOLFER REPEATS ACE FEAT
BRAND ADDICTS' CHARITY CLOSES
RUSSELL Brand has axed his charity for addiction and mental health support.
Christine: This is gonna be my year
HITTING the town in a strapless black mini dress, Christine McGuinness looks better than ever.
Battle over right to use Bond name
JAMES Bond is facing his biggest threat yet – a Dubaibased property developer who wants to exploit his name.
HUSH MONEY
Library worker in £7k payout over job noise
FOURGET IT
Enzo says fans must get real and accept Blues can't win 'em all!