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TO GAV & TO HOLD
Is it finally Mr & Mrs Smithy in telly special?
ROYLE PALS REUNITE IN FAMILY FUN
ROYLE Family legends Sue Johnston and Ricky Tomlinson made some shock discoveries when they reunited to film ITV show DNA Journey.
Jeff: EasyJet drunk was UNBELIEVABLE
HOST BLASTS AIRLINE AFTER DODGY FLIGHT
'SIR FREEBIE' KEIR HIT BY SLEAZE TAG
Still not as bad as Bozo
LITTLER BRITAIN
UK willies among smallest in world!
ERIK'S LEAKY BOAT STAYS AFLOAT
But America's Cup can't distract Old Trafford chiefs from sinking feeling
Blues still punching above their weight
Enzo slows hype as side fail to cut down Forest
WALT-ZER
Big Sam leaves 'em in spin but ride looks over
STOCKING THRILLER
Rossa stars on his Arc angel
That's tea potty!
BRITS BREWING UP WITH FIZZY WATER
SLEEPING DIVORCES
Couples extend homes to kip alone
Invasion of the Chinese killer bugs..
TREE ATTACKERS JOIN ASIAN STINK PESTS
FRANKENSTEIN BEAVER BOFFS
Plan to resurrect extinct giant rodent
Bank Holloween
BRITS DEMAND DAY OFF FOR SPOOKFEST
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
AL PACINO: I DIED & WAS SAVED BY ALIEN DOCTORS
-5C.. UK COLDER THAN MOSCOW
700mile-wide Arctic blitz to hit Britain
SHIFTY SHADES OF GRAY
Keir chief of staff quits for new job..as his envoy
Mamma Mia! Here we go.. here we go.. again
SVEN: LET ABBA WRITE ENGLAND FOOTIE ANTHEM
THERE'S NOTHING WHEEL NOT NICK AMBULANCE
BIN lorries, ambulances and even a hearse were among more than 100,000 vehicles stolen in the UK last year.
MISSION: POSSIBLE
Walter's got the Tigers roaring again thanks to winning run
Pass the ball not the buck
UNITED STARS SHOULD KEEP RUUD OPINIONS TO THEMSELVES
MUCH BATTER
Crawley's fit and ready to let rip on return
Boffs don't know glass from elbow
SPOONS TIM BEER FURY
Rooms with a woooo!
'HAUNTED' HOUSE BACK ON MARKET
PHONE MESSAGING DOING HEADS PING
146 alerts a day getting in way of working
KEY JOBS FOR CAR THIEVES..
Crooks car firm 'insiders'
£200k owl found
31-YEAR HUNT FOR BIRD OVER
Crutches Nick: I can't quickstep
KNOWLES OUT WITH KNEE INJURY
SuperCONic
SCAMMERS SELL FAKE TICKETS TO BAND'S U.S GIGS
HURRICANE KIRK TO COLDLY BLOW
Massive storm will batter Britain with gales, rain & snow