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DOGS MASTER HUMAN TALK
Especially if you say Walkies or Sausages!
Timber!!! Brits not got wood
FOOD WILL BE PRIORITY
Feeling the grass under her paws for first time
LIONESS YUNA IN UKRAINE RESCUE
BITE NIGHT
Mozzies & giant spiders are lovin warmer evenings
Garage: I'll bar myself
SNUB TO CIG BAN PUB GARDENS
Boffs: We've found Loch Less Monster
IT'S SIZE OF A PIN HEAD
IT'S PAYBACK TIME
Ten Hag has to deliver after Ineos splash cash
WILLOCK & A WAHEY!
Joe & Co sneak Toon through
WELL OUT OF ORDER
Saints boss Paul so sorry for turning against team
Harry Potter and Goblet of Fuhrer
Wizarding world just like Hitler's Germany'
STUBBLE'S THE WAY TO GROW
It's a fella's sexiest facial hair
RETURN OF THE BUS W@%&*?$
Inbetweeners hint at movie
BOOK BACK IN ANGER
Hotel cancels rooms & trebles prices for gigs
I'll park Garage!
JENRICK DECLARES WAR ON REFORM
Sad Nancy's tears for true love Sven
FOOTIE ICON'S EX OVERCOME WITH GRIEF..
THE TRAFFIC'S A FLIGHTMARE
Glider 'hit road after nosedive'
Eager For beavers
BRING BACK BUCK-TOOTHED ECO WARRIORS
BOFFS: HAVE A LIE-IN AND LIVE LONGER
Extended kips may prevent heart disease
Food of the Angels
OUR FAVE TREATS AS CHILDREN
Feeling randy? Get yer shuttlecock out
BADMINTON IS SMASHING FOR SEX-MAD
EXPATS TO KEEP FUEL PAYMENTS
BRITISH pensioners living in European hotspots are set to keep their winter fuel allowance while those shivering back in Blighty miss out.
Merino's Gunner be great
ARSENAL have finally completed the signing of Real Sociedad midfielder Mikel Merino.
TONALI IS BACK IN TOON
Sandro relishing return to the day job following ban
Stan and delivered
JAY AND RAUL SEAL BRUM FATE
MAD FOR ITI
Enzo's seeing signs his blueprint is paying off
PHILOSOPHER STONE
Olly is back after keeping the faith during injury hell
AMERICAN DREAMER
Katie eyeing more after Olympic gains
SUPERBRAD
Nicholson-Wotton hails King Arthur
ROBOMOP WILL DO THE CHORES
Lifelike bots at home in 5 years
I lost 16st for sis
MINI-ME MATTHEW BIDS TO SAVE EMMA