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VILLA WON'T BE SQUEAKY BRUM TIME

Captain Callum has no fear of clash in Midlands

OH NO BRUNO

Dessers helps Gers weather the United storm but Phil's battlers are blown away by a late Fernandes sickener

LIMITLESS WINNERS

Celtic's buy-cheap-and-sell-high transfer policy shows the board are diligent and precise in everything they do and selling Kyogo for a massive profit may be unpalatable to some fans but it continues the strategy of maximising the club's returns on the pitch as much as off it

Derek: I Danny see top talent departing soon

DEREK MCINNES is confident Danny Armstrong will still be a Kilmarnock player come the end of the transfer window - and insists he will remain a key man until May. The winger is out of contract in the summer and Hearts - who Killie face tomorrow - are keen on a move.

I'M NOT LEAVING

Ogren remains open to new investment in Tangerines but vows: We are not for sale

Kyo-goes as Jota nears a return

KYOGO FURUHASHI last night departed Celtic to seal his £10million switch to Rennes with former hero Jota on the verge of a sensational return in the opposite direction.

Drivers slam flashy £51k Range Rover

A RANGE Rover costing £51,000 achieved a score of just 57 per cent in a survey of customer satisfaction.

What's the answer to an enigma like big Dessers? Don't sell may just be it

JUST shy of four minutes ... that's how long it took for Old Trafford's billing as a Theatre of Dreams to be bulldozed for Philippe Clement's boys.

From here to paternity for Cabinet's lan

IAN Murray will become the first Cabinet minister to take full paternity leave. Labour's Scottish Secretary is expecting his second child with his wife at the end of the month and will take two weeks off.

Families want jail deaths to bring change

THE families of two young Scots who took their own lives in custody have said their deaths must mark a \"turning point\".

SPRAT'LL DO NICELY

JACK SPRAT (2.38) can bite for Jamie Snowden in the Virgin Bet Handicap Hurdle at Doncaster.

FM DEFIES SACK CALLS FOR GRAY

JOHN Swinney has insisted Health Secretary Neil Gray acted \"entirely appropriately\" as he rebuffed calls for him to be fired and probed for a possible breach of the Scottish Government's ministerial code.

I'm always Quan for learning in a Red shirt

JARELL QUANSAH insists this season has not been easy - but he is fighting to make sure he learns from it.

MCCOIST COPS IT

Rangers legend caught speeding twice on same day

Hope death confirmed as murder

THE death of schoolgirl Hope Gordon is being treated as murder, Police Scotland has confirmed. The six-year-old was found dead at a property in West Calder, West Lothian, on Monday.

Boot into touch

Stu: Miller will stay unless suitors up it

HIBS CHIEF KENSELL EXITS

HIBS are hunting a new chief executive after a sudden parting of the ways with Ben Kensell.

AIMEE KILLER MAY NEVER BE RELEASED

Judge sends knifeman behind stab frenzy to state hospital indefinitely

PARROTT CLIPS ROMA'S WINGS

TROY PARROTT'S late strike clinched a crucial 1-0 victory for AZ over Roma to keep their Europa League dreams alive.

INCOMING!

Antarctic 'megaberg' is set to smash into huge wildlife haven

And the Oscar goes two

Demi and Cynthia's Best Actress battle

Mid-air alert forces capital return flight

A PASSENGER flight from Edinburgh was forced to return after an issue was declared mid-air.

Hopes grow that Trump will restore haggis to US

HAGGIS could soon be legal in the US after 54 years - if Donald Trump signs an executive order.

One Del of an atmosphere for my pal Al

ITALIAN legend Alessandro del Piero still raves about the atmosphere at Parkhead to this day - former Celtic star Ramon Vega has revealed.

CANNAE GREET THIS

Jack’s mum teary over 6N nod

Loris such an unfortunate Young Boy

UNFORTUNATE Young Boys captain Loris Benito insisted he was powerless to prevent his own goal which made history for the Hoops.

Chief of cops watchdog in public pledge

THE new head of the police watchdog has vowed to \"strengthen and reinforce public confidence\" in Police Scotland as she prepares to take up the role.

TAKING STOCK I WISH I WAS A DON LATER

JAYDEN STOCKLEY wishes he could have played for Aberdeen later in his career because he reckons he was too raw when he became a red.

TRUMP POURING PETROL ON FIRE

He calls killer DC riots 'minor' | Aid for LA blaze may dry up

ANGE AIMS FOR SOME TIME OFF

ANGE POSTECOGLOU reckons the prospect of two midweeks off next month will be almost as sweet as bypassing the play-offs.