PORSCHE CAYENNE GTS COUPE

New V8 model gets all the goodies

- MATT SAUNDERS

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FULL-SIZE SUV-coupés, built to blend top-level luxury, style, utility and convenience a little like a pair of Swarovski-encrusted Wellington boots might, are typically cars of irrational appeal. Porsche's Cayenne Coupé might be the exception, though, because these days, if you want the most dynamic-handling, optionally optimal, Cayenneiest Cayenne going, you buy the Coupé. Only that way can you get all the carbonfibre body trim, an optional carbonfibre roof and the sportiest, shoutiest sports exhaust available - all of which you will obviously want.