GRAND THEFT AUTO!

Big Apple hothead Swit tow truck snatching his ride

RAGING driver Russell Laiosa may be on the fast track to prison after stealing the tow truck that snagged his pickup in Brooklyn and sideswiping nearly a dozen parked vehicles during his boneheaded getaway, lawmen say.

Cops collared Laiosa, 55, just one week after the car chaos and say he’s the bald-headed bully who was caught on camera confronting the man reeling in his ride.

As Laiosa’s Silverado was being snatched from its spot for allegedly blocking a business’ service entrance, authorities say the hothead hustled toward the scene bellowing, “Dude, put my f*cking truck down now! I’m warning you!”

But the diligent operator didn’t relent — and the potty-mouthed maniac continued to bellow, “Get the f*ck away from my truck!”