TRIES GWYNETH TO FLUSH OUT PARTY POOPER!

Shindig goes down toilet after guest soils sheets

A PARTY pooper was allegedly forced to flee a recent A-list shindig at Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after leaving a malodorous mess in their bed following a bout of Ozempic-induced diarrhea! Now the Goop gal, 51, is desperately trying to sniff out the crappy celebrity.

"Naturally Gwyneth is horrified," squeals an insider. "She's adamant she'd never take Ozempic, she doesn't need it, and she's mortified her party was tainted with this messy rumor. All her friends are fervently denying it and calling the whole thing a smear campaign, but the talk is not dying down."