Roy Cropper, KILLER!

Evelyn's enraged when the cafe owner accidentally poisons Cerberus

There’s a tragic death in Weatherfield this week, but it isn’t down to Stephen ‘slayer’ Reid - although, that said, he does pick up his big hole punch and considers seeing off Rufus when the coke-snorting businessman threatens to spill the beans about him drugging Underworld boss Carla.

On this occasion, the killer is Roy Cropper of all people, and the victim is the four-legged legend that is Cerberus the greyhound. Like we said, tragic.