The True Tale of My Multi-Orgasmic Hookup With My Much Younger Handyman
Cosmopolitan US|Fall 2024
I needed some help around the house. He put in overtime.
NELL SEILER
The True Tale of My Multi-Orgasmic Hookup With My Much Younger Handyman

After my 11-year marriage ended, I felt like a virgin again. I hadn't had sex in such a long time, it was almost like I'd never had it at all. And now I was a busy single mom-one who was also the proud owner of a farmhouse that needed some work.

Anxious to get started, I hired a friend's brother to help with odd jobs and heavy lifting. The day we met, he reached out to shake my hand, then turned it over and traced the calluses on my palm with his finger. A surge of energy pulsed through my body; my nipples hardened instantly.

"Not a fan of gloves?" he asked with a little smile.

Still, I wrote Aaron* off as a romantic possibility. He wasn't really my type. He was 15 years younger than me, wore homemade lace-up gladiator sandals, and lived in a yurt (yes, an actual yurt).

But as we continued to work side by side, I found myself studying his long hair, the golden strands gleaming in the sunlight. I watched his full lips nibble at the cookies I made for my son. My body tingled when his blue eyes studied me as I explained what I wanted him to do. Sometimes I swear I'd catch a sexy smolder behind his gaze, like he could see straight through my clothes...or like he wanted to, anyway.

Too bad he's so young, I thought.

One night, when I texted to ask if he'd be coming over the next day, he took it upon himself to inform me that he'd just made himself a rope mattress. He said it was comfortable and wondered how it would "perform." Then he asked if I'd like to help him find out.

At first, I wondered if this was a prank-maybe it wasn't him texting me at all. I tested him: "Tell me something only you would know about me."

"You like white chocolate tequila lime truffles." Fuck. It was him; we'd gotten those at a sweet shop days earlier.

I was gonna get laid.

この記事は Cosmopolitan US の Fall 2024 版に掲載されています。

7 日間の Magzter GOLD 無料トライアルを開始して、何千もの厳選されたプレミアム ストーリー、9,000 以上の雑誌や新聞にアクセスしてください。

この記事は Cosmopolitan US の Fall 2024 版に掲載されています。

7 日間の Magzter GOLD 無料トライアルを開始して、何千もの厳選されたプレミアム ストーリー、9,000 以上の雑誌や新聞にアクセスしてください。

COSMOPOLITAN USのその他の記事すべて表示
DREAM-SCROLLING FOR DINNER
Cosmopolitan US

DREAM-SCROLLING FOR DINNER

With young people in the grip of a cost-of-living crisis, TikTok creators are turning grocery runs into rich-girl-coded productions - and followers are eating it up. Krista Diamond digs into what happens when a cart full of staple goods becomes a clout metric.

time-read
10+ 分  |
Winter 2025
Young Love in Atlanta
Cosmopolitan US

Young Love in Atlanta

WE TOOK OUR COUPLE SPOTTING SERIES DOWN SOUTH.

time-read
2 分  |
Winter 2025
THE NEW C-SUITE 2024
Cosmopolitan US

THE NEW C-SUITE 2024

Progress. It’s a word that, in 2024, gets thrown around a lot. Especially when it comes to representation across all sorts of roles at all sorts of companies, including, crucially, at start-ups. Yet...people of color—and specifically women of color—still don’t often get the chance to even enter the conversation. Over the past few years, less than 1 percent of venture capital funding in this country has gone toward women of color entrepreneurs. (Making matters worse, funds that are geared toward supporting these women have become targets of anti-affirmative-action groups, forcing at least one to shut down entirely.)

time-read
8 分  |
Winter 2025
Revenge Dressing
Cosmopolitan US

Revenge Dressing

Model and content creator Olivia Ponton is giving you permission to bring everyone who's ever wronged you to their knees with these simple yet very effective styles.

time-read
1 min  |
Winter 2025
HOTTER Than DRAGON FIRE
Cosmopolitan US

HOTTER Than DRAGON FIRE

It’s very likely that no matter where you are right now, there’s a copy of Fourth Wing nearby. Probably one of Iron Flame too. Both books, by romantasy queen Rebecca Yarros, topped every bestseller list—and absolutely ignited BookTok, spawning a rabid fandom that cannot get enough of badass heroine Violet Sorrengail and her relationship with fellow dragon-rider Xaden Riorson. Honestly, what’s not to love? There’s extreme adventure. Absurdly high stakes. Wildly hot sex. And the promise of a lot more, starting right here, with this exclusive first excerpt of the series’ third book, Onyx Storm. Friends, get your daggers ready. (IYKYK. If you don’t, prepare to get obsessed.)

time-read
8 分  |
Winter 2025
RACHEL ZEGLER
Cosmopolitan US

RACHEL ZEGLER

She won a Golden Globe for her first major film role, in West Side Story. She took on a beloved franchise and made the newest Hunger Games a hit. She became a bona fide Disney princess with 2025's Snow White. And now the 23-year-old is checking a new career milestone off her bucket list: Broadway. Here, she chats with her Romeo + Juliet collaborator Jack Antonoff about it all.

time-read
10 分  |
Winter 2025
Your Holiday Brunch Requires a Panful of These Treats
Cosmopolitan US

Your Holiday Brunch Requires a Panful of These Treats

A gooey, coconutty gift to you and yours from Tik Tok-viral chef Tuệ Nguyễn.

time-read
2 分  |
Winter 2025
We Need to Talk About ADHD in Young Women
Cosmopolitan US

We Need to Talk About ADHD in Young Women

We've been excluded from this conversation for a long time...and we're suffering because of it.

time-read
4 分  |
Winter 2025
Go Ahead - Plan a Trip Around the Northern Lights
Cosmopolitan US

Go Ahead - Plan a Trip Around the Northern Lights

Because we're in the midst of a solar maximum (yup, we had to google it too) that's expected to end soon and this is the most intense and most accessible the aurora borealis will be for years. These stunning under-the-radar spots will grant you the best, least crowded views.

time-read
2 分  |
Winter 2025
I Got My Tubes Removed and It Was the Most Liberating Experience
Cosmopolitan US

I Got My Tubes Removed and It Was the Most Liberating Experience

With reproductive health care ever at risk in this country, could this be the future of birth control?

time-read
4 分  |
Winter 2025