DO NOT DISTURB

Turn on the out-of-office message for these luxurious wellness retreats. These pampering. exciting (but not too exciting) new spas offer a lot more than just cucumber water.

- KATHLEEN HOU

FOR THOSE... WHO WANT A LUXURY DETOX

LANSERHOF SYLT: Lanserhof, described by Town & Country as where "billionaires go to detox," has opened Sylt, its first seaside location. Expect more than just a spa vacation, but also less: less stress, fewer toxins, less inflammation, less noise. Guests are instructed to chew their meals no less than 30 times and are given a lactose- and gluten-free meal plan, with a focus on monotony.

SPECIAL FEATURES: Daily walks, lymphatic massages, vitamin infusions, cryotherapy, and specially designed medical programs for treating the symptoms of chronic disease.

FANS: Famous models, a Spice Girl, and private millionaires. 

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FOR THOSE...WHO LIKE CABERNET AND CALISTHENICS

HALEHOUSE AT STANLY RANCH: If you think skin contact wine shouldn't be the only "active" thing in Napa, this Auberge Resort Collection property is for you. Located on a working ranch, Springhouse, a restoration and workout recovery center, offers Biologique Recherche facials, massages, and a salt room lit by amber. The cedar sauna (left) has vineyard views. At Fieldhouse, you can do Pilates, guided runs, and hikes.

SPECIAL FEATURES: Half-marathon training, bike rides with Stanly's Cycling Club, nourishing bone broth, and an organic juice bar.