MATT OKINE

The Australian stand-up comedian and actor discusses his last day on Earth...

- SANTI PINTADO

How do you want to leave this world?

I’m pretty keen on a cataclysmic event. The sun just randomly blowing up or something. Apparently if that happened, we’d have eight minutes left, so I’d probably die a third of the way through a Seinfeld episode with half a tin of XXXX in my hand.

Do you have any deathbed confessions?

I hate dogs. If you saw me being nice to your dog once, it was a lie. I hate them. There are no dogs in heaven, too, so being on my deathbed ain’t that scary.

What’s your last meal?