DANK holiday washouts are set to ruin the long weekend as autumn comes early.
A 500-mile wide “Arctic bulge” of cool air and rain is emptying beaches. After a Saturday soaking for many, rain will hit again today, with more tomorrow.
Days after 27C heat, temperatures will slump to just 17-19C for many, with Britain frozen out of the continent’s 40C roast.
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