Strange case of disappearing PM

MY story of the week was the tale of the incredible vanishing Boris Johnson.

Not like the disappearing acts he’d pull for weeks on end when he was PM.

Or how the truth would evaporate every time he opened his mouth.

This involved a photo of him standing next to Grant Shapps that was reposted with Bozo now missing.

The Business Secretary tweeted an image of himself meeting and greeting staffat Spaceport Cornwall.

But a 2021 version of the snap had an identical scene with the thenPM standing in the middle.