Ukraine’s ‘hero’ is big zero in UK

FORGET Where’s Wally and its Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike hero – Where’s Boris?

A kids’ book based on finding our part-time PM would be a bestseller.

He certainly hasn’t been in the country he is supposed to be running.

Last week he was having a jolly old time on holiday in Greece – his second break in as many weeks.

He had just got back from relaxing in Slovenia at a mountain resort offering “healing energies”.

Silly old voters may have expected Bozo to try to heal some of the many issues blighting the UK right now.

Don’t be daft – Captain clown shoes flew straight out to see his pal Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Kyiv, inset.