CUNNING QUOTES

“I smell something fishy and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble.” “If Baldrick served a meal at HQ he would be arrested for the biggest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 friends for a wine and anthrax party.”

“Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.” “Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner.”

“Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuch’s underpants.” “Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother’s low ceiling by cutting off her head.”