IT'S A PAIN FOR SPAIN

LIONESSES TO WIN

I TREATED my wife to a romantic dinner. 

Soft noodles. The finest chicken and mushroom flavours. With chopped veg and finely seasoned with herbs.

Then I just tipped in hot water to the fill the pot, added the soy sauce sachet and I was done.

She wasn’t impressed. I’d made the effort because she said I was too lazy.