Psycho seagull kicked my head in

I THOUGHT BESTIES WE WERE BUT THEN..,

- HARRY THOMPSON

• WILD-EYED BERNIE RUNS AMOK IN FLAT 
• BITES DEVASTATED OWNER' ON NOSE
• THEN SMASHES OUT ONE OF HER VENEERS

AN animal-lover took pity on a sad-looking seagull.. only to be beaten up by the ungrateful flying scumbag.

FEATHERED FIEND

Gull 'pal' bit me and smashed my veneers

A WOMAN became best pals with a seabird – only for it to turn into “Hannigull Lecter” and try to eat her nose.